“Back in the autopsy room, Maura is holding a human heart when she hears Jane using her laptop. She rushes over so they can read the latest Rizzles fanfic together. After giggling over a few particularly steamy ones, Maura returns to slice up the heart just as Jane starts whining about Lt. Beard Force. Symbolism much?”
READ THE “RIZZOLI & ISLES SUBTEXT RECAP (3.15): BRINGING DOWN THE BIG GAY HOUSE” HERE
“And then Jane flashes back to putting the wire on her beforehand in a scene I lovingly like to call Totally Gratuitous, Totally Gay Groping. Because there’s a whole lot more than just “touching” going on there. I also call it proof that the Rizzoli & Isles writers love their lesbian fans and want us to be happy. Because, you know, come on.”
RIZZOLI & ISLES SUBTEXT RECAP (3.01): WE CAN’T HELP WHO WE LOVE
Rizzoli & Isles, “Can I Get a Witness” (2x11) screencap
Yep, still so gay. So, so, so, so gay.
Rizzoli & Isles, Episode 211 “Can I Get a Witness,” Nov. 28, 2011
I am trying to think of ways I can Subtext Recap the entire return episode of Rizzoli & Isles without once mentioning its horrible, horrible guest star Bill O’Reilly. I think I can make this happen.
p.s. Look how close they already are to TGTGT. Aw, girls, I missed you so.
Ugh. If Maura and Tommy get together I will have to shoot a bitch through my own abdomen, Jane Rizzoli style.
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At the jail, Warden Bullshit tries to tell Jane she can only have half an hour with Hoyt. She tells him in no uncertain words that she will take as damn long as she pleases and he can shove it where the hysterical don’t shine. Then Maura gives him a passing smirk like, “Yeah, that’s my Det. Sexy McBadass. Later I’m going to let her unwrap me for her birthday. So suck on that.”
Case closed, the Rizzolis are all back where they belong – Maura’s house. Mama Rizzoli has returned from her trip to Atlantic City with the entire contents of her mini fridge. Tommy is there still trying to woo Maura with his knight moves. And Jane is there proudly displaying her big gay sensitivity training completion certificate. It has a rainbow in it and everything. I think this means we officially owe her a toaster oven. Check your mail, Jane, it should arrive in four to six weeks.
It’s morning in Boston and Det. Jane Rizzoli and Dr. Maura Isles are having breakfast together because, well, that’s what they always do. They wake up, roll over, say good morning, get dressed (or not, they could conceivably roll around a little more – ahem), have breakfast and solve horrible grisly murders. Like someone getting burned to death at the stake. Yuck. But you know what’s yummy? Bunny pancakes.
