Screencap, 3X19, “Prom-asaurus”

And then Tina joined the Troubletones and they all moved to a lesbian colony, or Tribeca. Or both.

Glee 3X15 Screencap, “Big Brother”

BRITTANA ANYONE?

Dear Matthew Hodgson & Michael Hitchcock:

Have you met this thing called “fandom?” If not, crash course – Fandom remembers everything. EVERYTHING. ….

Now, first things first, they are clearly both epically, epically wrong about Brittany and Santana sharing any sweet lady kisses. That was The Great Neck Nuzzle of 2010 they’re referring to. Trust me, fellas, us gals have watched that scene over and over and over and over again and as much as we want there to be lip locking, there simply isn’t. An almost kiss is not a kiss.

There seems to be some serious confusions amongst the “Glee” ranks about what constitutes kissing. So, please, let me help you with some easy to understand visual cues.

THIS IS KISSING

THIS IS NOT KISSING

ANY QUESTIONS?

Still what this whole weird mess really does – besides make me sad that maybe neither one of these fellows is all that familiar with what kissing really is in the first place – is makes me worried about what the hell is happening in the writers’ room. I mean, seriously, what is happening? I know continuity was one of the things everyone said they’d work on this season, and they have (they mentioned Tina’s former stutter and Santana’s Rocky Horror lips and Puck’s pool cleaning business). But to not know the basic sexual on-screen history of two major characters is a pretty Joe Biden-worthy Big Fucking Deal. Or, at least it should be a Big Fucking Deal.

Though perhaps, well, perhaps that’s the problem in the first place. Perhaps these characters – these beautiful, strong, queer female characters – aren’t really that big a deal to these writers. Perhaps they’re just a nice, pretty garnish to the show’s more important main dish. Perhaps getting things right like whether to girls who are in love have actually kissed on screen just doesn’t matter in their world. Perhaps they think we’ve gotten all the storyline from them we deserve already.

Well, if that’s the case, then I heartily welcome the writers to kiss my ass. Though, at this point, I have to wonder if they even know how.

READ THE FULL “I NUZZLED A GIRL” POST HERE

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Would it have killed the camera operator to zoom in instead of out during that first dip? Still, this is like 11 seconds in heaven right here.

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Glee, “Hold on to Sixteen” (3x08) stills

Brittana, Brittana, my kingdom for some damn Brittana

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Glee Episode 307 Stills: “I Kissed a Girl”

Also, there’s this. If you’re into that sort of thing. Ahem.

Glee Episode 307 Stills: “I Kissed a Girl”

But seriously, THE BRITTANA.

Glee Episode 307 Stills: “I Kissed a Girl”

You guys. YOU GUYS. The Brittana. THE BRITTANA.

That’s sooooo not the only thing melting in Santana’s mouth. AHEM.

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