“Back in the autopsy room, Maura is holding a human heart when she hears Jane using her laptop. She rushes over so they can read the latest Rizzles fanfic together. After giggling over a few particularly steamy ones, Maura returns to slice up the heart just as Jane starts whining about Lt. Beard Force. Symbolism much?”
READ THE “RIZZOLI & ISLES SUBTEXT RECAP (3.15): BRINGING DOWN THE BIG GAY HOUSE” HERE
“And then Jane flashes back to putting the wire on her beforehand in a scene I lovingly like to call Totally Gratuitous, Totally Gay Groping. Because there’s a whole lot more than just “touching” going on there. I also call it proof that the Rizzoli & Isles writers love their lesbian fans and want us to be happy. Because, you know, come on.”
RIZZOLI & ISLES SUBTEXT RECAP (3.01): WE CAN’T HELP WHO WE LOVE
Um. So. This happened. Be right back. Gonna pass out, FOREVER.
look at those babies flexing deliciously..
What’s that? Just a little Dr. Maura Isles triceps porn.
Rizzoli & Isles, “Can I Get a Witness” (2x11) screencap
Yep, still so gay. So, so, so, so gay.
Rizzoli & Isles, Episode 211 “Can I Get a Witness,” Nov. 28, 2011
I am trying to think of ways I can Subtext Recap the entire return episode of Rizzoli & Isles without once mentioning its horrible, horrible guest star Bill O’Reilly. I think I can make this happen.
p.s. Look how close they already are to TGTGT. Aw, girls, I missed you so.
Ugh. If Maura and Tommy get together I will have to shoot a bitch through my own abdomen, Jane Rizzoli style.
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“And speaking of skin, Maura tells Jane she should change out of her schlubby sports-watching clothes before they leave. Jane says she’ll change in the car, so Maura says she’ll drive. Jane gets all whiny girlfriend and says she hates it when Maura drives, to which Maura replies, “I hate it more when you undress and drive.” This means Maura has seen Jane undress and drive before. No word, however, on whether this undressing and driving moment was quickly followed by parking and moving to the backseat. But I think we all know it was.”
