ABBY WAMBACH’S FOREHEAD FOR PRESIDENT!

DRINK FOR FREE AT ANY LESBIAN BAR FOR LIFE.
Not to mention a million phone numbers on napkins at those same lesbian bars.
Say hello to the wonderful (and out) women of the Women’s World Cup, ladies. You’re a hottie, No. 9.
Right, so we lost. But, Hope Solo is still a bad ass. So there, there little lesbians.